leseparatist

Na odtrutkę po słabym sezonie Gry o Tron i słabym piątym tomie Pieśni Lodu i Ognia. Fik fluffowy, crackowy i poliamoryczny. Bez większych ambicji.
Nie zawiera: grittiness, realpolitik.
Zawiera: wszystkich sypiających ze wszystkimi, łącznie z shipami średnio lubianymi w fandomie (chociaż te chyba głównie jako tło).
AU do III, IV i V tomu (przynajmniej), spoilery jak wyżej, do tomu piątego włącznie. Jak łatwo się domyślić, wskrzeszam niektóre postaci, a inne uśmiercam lub pomijam. Całość ma około 13 tysięcy słów, ten rozdział: 1,800. rozdział 1; rozdział 2.
Ostrzeżenia: najróżniejsze shipy (również poliamoryczne). Brak nadmiernych ambicji literackich. Fluff. Śluby. Dzieci (traktowane instrumentalnie). Secondary embarrassment.

Strasznie przepraszam za atak sklerozy opóźniający wrzucenie tego rozdziału (ale chyba wszyscy i tak wolą Avengersów lub ME niż ASoIaF obecnie XD).

( Podła, bezwstydna rozpustnica. )

Title: The Maid in the Castle
Author: novin_ha
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Part 2/2. Overall ~13k words long. Part 1 can be found here.
Warnings: Dub-con, mindfuck, corruption kink, the pairing. Sansa is relatively 'of age' but only due to manipulating the timeline.

( The Maid in the Castle pt 2 )

Formacja Geologiczna do Proroka Islamu

Fandom: SPN
Ostrzeżenia: lekkie obyczaje, naprawdę lekkie obyczaje, spoilery do finału 4 sezonu włącznie (choć lekkie aluzje do 5 sezonu), blasfemia.
Pairingi: bardzo liczne.
Słów: niecałe 1300.


( Castiel z nieufnością przyjrzał się swojej nowej garderobie po czym wrócił do malowania paznokci na żałobną czerń. )

Title: Ninety-nine
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Castiel/Ruby
Rating: NC-17, for smut. Some off-screen violence and dying women, just to make it SPN-consistent. Vaginal, anal and oral sex. There is some plot, but it is mostly a smutty sequel to girlupnorth's Season of Mists and my Psyche, and a prequel to the upcoming novel(la?)-length Small Graces (plotty! character-driven! and yet also with smut!) by girlupnorth.
Length: 3420. Don't make me check how much of that is smut.
Dedicated to girlupnorth, who made sure that baths in the text don't suddenly turn into showers mid-sex. This was actually written quite a long while ago, but I only now got along to posting it. You can consider it my Christmas gift, if you're into hot angel/demon action. Or something.

If you don't remember, Psyche ended with Ruby going off on a mission to kill Anna, a new and dangerous hellish power. Also, Castiel and Ruby are kind of an item by now, I suppose.

( this was never intended as a suicide mission )

Jak przyobiecano. Recap 5.03 (i być może czeka nas teraz hiatus, bo czy oglądamy 5.04 czy nie decyzja jeszcze nie zapadła.)


( Sam: *śpi roznegliżowany* )

This cannot be described in other words than: insanity. This text is basically 87% pornography, with a side of angst and possibly character development. It is also, in a sense, AU, since the events of the series transpired quite a bit differently. The concept in the phrase I used as lj-cut is stolen from J.K.Oates via girlupnorth.

Title: Mr. and Mrs. Draper
Fandom: Mad Men
Beta-read by girlupnorth, who finally surrendered to blackmail and watched the series with me.
Warnings: Explicit heterosexual porn. Slight BDSM. Anal/oral/vaginal sex. Mention of pregnancy. Sexist setting and quite possibly angst. Also, the image under ( this cut ) illustrates my problem.
Almost 3,000 words.



( she had been a model, after all, she knows about the things some unmarried women put up with )

Supernaturalny Recap 5.02: to Recapokalipsa!!!


Odcinek sponsorowany przez FORESHADOWING nt. Sama. Być może go ZAUWAŻYCIE. Jest SUBTELNY JAK SPN. Albo jak glebogryzarką w stopę :D


( OM NOM NOM NOM NOM KREW RUBY! )

JOYFUL MYSTERIES

Fifth Mystery: Finding of the Children at the Temple


Warnings: Tentacle!kink, fluff, children.
This part is ~1500 words of fluff of the Illyria/Faith/Wesley variety, with appearances by the other threesome
Still dedicated to girlupnorth, also known as The Enabler, who thought up the title for this. This is the final part, although a coda of some sort might follow.


( They were never all still asleep at this hour. )

JOYFUL MYSTERIES

Fourth Mystery: Presentation at the Temple


Warnings: For this chapter, I guess mostly just fluff and established relationship. And weird pairings, possibly.
This part is ~1300 words of fluff of the Illyria/Faith/Wesley variety. There is no tentacle!sex, for once.
Still dedicated to girlupnorth, also known as The Enabler, who thought up the title for this.


( two vampires were standing together, holding Louise, a child without special interest in driving wooden objects through non-wooden ones )

JOYFUL MYSTERIES

Third Mystery: The Nativity


Warnings: Tentacle!kink. Dubcon!m-preg. Established relationship. Threesome. Pregnant sex. Anal pregnant sex, probably. Non-graphic depiction of birth.
This part is ~1500 words of fluff and crack!porn of the Illyria/Faith/Wesley variety.
Dedicated to girlupnorth, also known as The Enabler, who thought up the title for this.


( Illyria was in the kitchen, boiling hectolitres of water. )