Deaths in Deathly Hollows according to yours truly

[novin_ha]

That is, whom I would kill and whom I would spare. This post is dedicated to girlupnorth who has good taste in Weasleys.



They should die:
Minerva McGonagall - because she is Evil.
Ginny - because that would leave Harry free!
Hagrid - now that's just 'cause I dislike the guy.
Sirius - oh wait, he's dead already. Tee hee! (please, don't unfriend me for that!)
Wormtail - the tale calls for it.
Tom Riddle - obviously.


They will die:
Riddle & Wormtail & Malfoy Senior
Snape will die heroically
Hagrid will die (oh please, just please!) mwahaha!
McGonagall will die EVIL.



They won't die:
Harry, Hermione or Ron.
Ginny.
Draco.


They shouldn't die:

Trio - because I want a happy end. I do.
Draco - I need my living Slytherin.
Snape - well, it's just so obvious that he will! I know, I know, the tale calls for it.
Lucius - because he's such a pretty turncoat.
Luna - because killing her would make baby Jesus cry. because it would be senseless and cruel.
Remus - because he's finally getting some!
Tonks - because I like her.
Percy - because he's my favourite Weasley.
Pansy and Millicent - because either of them can make Ron a girlfriend. Yes, I'm one of those people who like Ron/Slytherin shipping.

Now, we'll see what Rowling says to that ;D So far she's been nice about fulfilling my wishes as to deaths ;D

Comments

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

I've paid teh cash for all the previous books, so I guess I'll also buy the new one - I'm entitled to this one money-throwing event ;)

There's nothing that will stop the fangirls from reviving Snape and writing Snarry ;) And I dislike Ginny, because she's ruthless and hypocritical and everyone seems to think it's okay in her. I much prefer Hermione as a character and Draco as a ship for Harry ;D

(Because he's ruthless but no one thinks it's okay in him ;) )

[beardsley.livejournal.com]

Ginny! God. When I read about her, it's like junior high school all over again. That stupid, annoyingly pretty and mean girl who'd always pick on you. And she'd be like, the height of stupid. You'd talk about things she's never heard of, like Alan Moore comics, and silently laugh at her (the STUPID), but people would nevertheless think she's the most funny and witty person in the entire stratosphere. Despite the stupid. And total jerkiness. And did I mention the stupid?

I think I'm shipping H/D, just a little bit. After reading Maya's Drop Dead Gorgeous, mostly. ;) Drarry is probably the only Harry-including-pairing I'll ever be able to read.

UNICORNS! ♥

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Yes! And sometimes I can be convinced to like characters like that (see Cordelia in Buffyverse) but Ginny? Not so much.

Drop Dead Gorgeous is a great read - Maya's are just about the only WiPs I read these days.

(Unicorns indeed! And the quote is from my beloved Veronica Mars ;) )