Deaths in Deathly Hollows according to yours truly

[novin_ha]

That is, whom I would kill and whom I would spare. This post is dedicated to girlupnorth who has good taste in Weasleys.



They should die:
Minerva McGonagall - because she is Evil.
Ginny - because that would leave Harry free!
Hagrid - now that's just 'cause I dislike the guy.
Sirius - oh wait, he's dead already. Tee hee! (please, don't unfriend me for that!)
Wormtail - the tale calls for it.
Tom Riddle - obviously.


They will die:
Riddle & Wormtail & Malfoy Senior
Snape will die heroically
Hagrid will die (oh please, just please!) mwahaha!
McGonagall will die EVIL.



They won't die:
Harry, Hermione or Ron.
Ginny.
Draco.


They shouldn't die:

Trio - because I want a happy end. I do.
Draco - I need my living Slytherin.
Snape - well, it's just so obvious that he will! I know, I know, the tale calls for it.
Lucius - because he's such a pretty turncoat.
Luna - because killing her would make baby Jesus cry. because it would be senseless and cruel.
Remus - because he's finally getting some!
Tonks - because I like her.
Percy - because he's my favourite Weasley.
Pansy and Millicent - because either of them can make Ron a girlfriend. Yes, I'm one of those people who like Ron/Slytherin shipping.

Now, we'll see what Rowling says to that ;D So far she's been nice about fulfilling my wishes as to deaths ;D

Comments

[magdalith.livejournal.com]

Percy - because he's my favourite Weasley.
Jesteś nienormalna XD

A ogólnie: jesteś nienormalna!
*rotfl*

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Pffft!

Lubię też Rona, bardzo. I na ogół mogę lubić Arthura.

I that's it for Weasleys ;)

A co jest niby nienormalnego w moim wpisie, co?!

[magdalith.livejournal.com]

Nie no, masz rację. Nic. Planowanie śmierci bohaterów... W sumie, całkiem normalne zajęcie. Przepraszam. Zwracam honor.
:D

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

No właśnie.

[pellamerethiel.livejournal.com]

Percy Twoim ulubionym Weasleyem...
Są rzeczy, o których nie śniło się filozofom.

Remus ma przeżyć. Snape i tak zginie, a reszta mnie w sumie mniej interesuje. XD Ale pewnie zmienię zdanie, jak tylko dostanę książkę do ręki. XD

[magdalith.livejournal.com]

Są rzeczy, o których nie śniło się filozofom.
W tym przypadku to chyba fizjologom :P

[pellamerethiel.livejournal.com]

To też!:P

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Jesteś Taka Zła.

[beardsley.livejournal.com]

I seriously hope Ginny'll live, even though H/G is - correct me if I'm wrong - the most repulsive, vomit-inducing vanilla pairing ever, period. But I don't read het, so I won't even see it. What I'll see, though, in case Ginny dies, is an eternity with Snarry. Which is. Ew. I also hope Snape's eaten alive by ants before Harry's own eyes, if that's what it'll take to stop the fangirls from bringing him back to life. And yes, I'm probably the only person on the entire planet who thinks Snape is actually boring.

Percy has to live. Him, and Lucius. And no, it wasn't supposed to sound slashy. XD

I don't think I'll bring myself to pay 100zł for... what was it again? Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Obnoxious Deus Ex Machina, a.k.a. This Part Where Snape Finally Dies? I'm not sure. Anyway, I guess I could just google out who dies, and whether RAB is Regulus after all. Yay.

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

I've paid teh cash for all the previous books, so I guess I'll also buy the new one - I'm entitled to this one money-throwing event ;)

There's nothing that will stop the fangirls from reviving Snape and writing Snarry ;) And I dislike Ginny, because she's ruthless and hypocritical and everyone seems to think it's okay in her. I much prefer Hermione as a character and Draco as a ship for Harry ;D

(Because he's ruthless but no one thinks it's okay in him ;) )

[beardsley.livejournal.com]

Ginny! God. When I read about her, it's like junior high school all over again. That stupid, annoyingly pretty and mean girl who'd always pick on you. And she'd be like, the height of stupid. You'd talk about things she's never heard of, like Alan Moore comics, and silently laugh at her (the STUPID), but people would nevertheless think she's the most funny and witty person in the entire stratosphere. Despite the stupid. And total jerkiness. And did I mention the stupid?

I think I'm shipping H/D, just a little bit. After reading Maya's Drop Dead Gorgeous, mostly. ;) Drarry is probably the only Harry-including-pairing I'll ever be able to read.

UNICORNS! ♥

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Yes! And sometimes I can be convinced to like characters like that (see Cordelia in Buffyverse) but Ginny? Not so much.

Drop Dead Gorgeous is a great read - Maya's are just about the only WiPs I read these days.

(Unicorns indeed! And the quote is from my beloved Veronica Mars ;) )

[maajaml.livejournal.com]

I agree with most of those listed, but why do you think McGonagall is evil?

Oh, and, I ship Ron/Pansy but ... Ron/Millicent? o_O

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Ron/Millicent would make Hermione angry, wouldn't it? ;D

[azraelgeffen.livejournal.com]

Oh poor Minerva!!! I love that woman!

I'm hoping for a Hagrid death too. My picks for who will die:

Hagrid
Percy
Snape (sob)
Voldie & Wormtail - but I think Wormtail is already dead and he's been redeemed by helping Dumbledore in some way...

Az :)

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

A pity she's evil then ;D

It would be so uncool if Percy died - I mean, the only Weasley JK shows in bad light bites the dust?

We'll see about Wormtail, won't we? But I think he'll have to help Harry in person. Just like my poor Snape ;)

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Well, that or Snape was evil all along (which I doubt and don't want to be true) and Wormtail will die somehow killing Voldemort. But really, I don't think Harry will be the killer, which means that either Wormtail or Snape will kill Voldemort. Their souls are, after all, already full of tears ;)

[akzseinga.livejournal.com]

PERCY?!
Jestem w szoku! I jak możesz chcieć śmierci mojej ulubionej postaci? *płacze cicho w kąciku*

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Przykro mi, ale przy czytaniu HBP drugi raz strasznie znielubiłam Ginny.

A Percy'ego kocham od samego początku. I z każdym tomem bardziej ;)

[akzseinga.livejournal.com]

Ale to nie wina Ginny, że Rowling nie potrafi pisać i stopniowo i przekonywująco rozwijać charakteru postaci! XD

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

To nie jedyny powód - po prostu Ginny jest tym bardzo cool kid, który picks on others and made my life hell at junior high ;)

[le-mru.livejournal.com]

I think I'm only going to read the parts with Remus in them :P

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Okay, now that killed me.

[le-mru.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Tonks. She's killed all other Blacks off.

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Tonks musi żyć! XD

Nie wszystkich Blacków. Dziedzictwo Blacków żyje w Narcyzie i jej potomku, mwahaha! No i jest jakaś Bellatrix XD

[le-mru.livejournal.com]

...or made raving lunatics out of them. Or Malfoys, I don't usually concern myself with Malfoys XD

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Jezu, ja po polsku, Ty po angielsku a potem ludzie się dziwią że mi się miesza ;)

A ja lubię Malfoyów. Powinnam napisać o nich cracka.

[lamia-s.livejournal.com]

Poubijałabym podobnie, tylko Minerve bym zostawiła, bo ja lubie siły nieczyste XD poza tym po kimś mój szczur odziedziczył imię, bo chyba tylko dla szczura jest odpowiednie ;)

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Widziałam Cię w KOŚCIELE XD

[pellamerethiel.livejournal.com]

*drapie się po głowie*

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

XD Lamia i ja mieszkamy obie w El Prążkowie XD

[girlupnorth]

Hagrid will die, as per the Red Stage in alchemical process XD

Voldepants and Wormtail

Snape, because you don't kill Dumbledore and live happily ever after, even if it was all set up

McGonnagal, because you don't turn out to be teh Death Eaterest of Death Eaters and live happily ever after

Remus, probably

but if Luna dies, I'm going to be ANGRY.

[novin-ha.livejournal.com]

Ja nie chcę żeby Remus umarł :(

Ale Luna będzie żyła. Yo. Musi.

Jeśli umrze to będzie to po prostu znaczyło, że Luna przeniosła się do krainy Goblinów. XD