novin_ha: Buffy: gotta be a sacrifice (Brokeback)
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1. I saw the whole Oscars gala yesterday night and I don't have much to say that [livejournal.com profile] stephanie206 wouldn't have said better.

But - I really wish Heather Ledger had got the Oscar. I think his performance was simply outstanding. It is not often I am moved like that and he managed it with his awesome way of playing here. I never thought he had it in him.

And I've been thinking about Nicole Kidman's Disappearing Body - she is getting thinner and thinner - and maybe we, Muggles, don't know the whole truth? She resembles a snake, all tall and long and thin - maybe a curse had been cast?

And Nagini/Nicole is mother of a new snakefemmeslash genre? Teh new OTP?

2.

I admit this is my guilty pleasure - I do not exactly watch the series, but I follow the plot in newspapers and see an episode, occasionally. Today, they did something they have not dared before - they killed a major character. Obviously, for the sake of his wife finally being free for others to take. Hurrah - I really dislike them both :)

The interesting subplot, however, is that between Girl and Boy. Let me summarise it (it is awfully funny, really):

Girl and Boy are flatmates. Boy is a slut; girl pretends to be a slut just as well to have sex with him because he is her twu wuv. She gets knocked up. Girl wants to have an abortion. Girl can't get the money and realises she does not want to kill her innocent baby and tells the boy. Boy offers her the money to have an abortion (boy is real rich). Girl says she does not want an abortion. Boy tells her he won't help her, then - she obviously tried to trick him into marrying her.

Girl loses the baby but gets thrown out of her Uni anyway (did not come to exams because of being in hospital). Girl's parents stop sending her money. Girl starts a new job but can't afford the Uni anyway. Girl gets involved with a Suicidal!Evil!Twin of her best friend's boyfriend. Girl fake-marries a Russian to afford the Uni. Her Twin!Boyfriend finds out and breaks things up. Girl becomes unhappy. Boy starts thinking maybe he ought to have treated Girl better.

Boy attempts to give girl lots of money sekritly. Girl does not want his money but they become friends. Boy wants more but bides his time.

Girl is still mooning after Evil!Twin, Boy moons after Girl (...lots of angst...), Boy decides he needs to earn her love again and stops being a slut.

Boy admits to the girl he still loves her. Girl says she does not love him and they can only be friends.

That's when we get to the funny part.

Girl becomes involved with Boy's Ancient but Romantic Father. Father asks Boy if he still loves Girl. Boy says - "no". Father tries to seduce the Girl. Girl treats him as her best friend she is in love with a bit but (for a change) keeps her legs crossed. Boy asks Father to stop it for his sake. Father does not.

Boy insults Girl every chance he gets because he is used to his Father's playthings and can't stand the thought of is Twu Wuv becoming one of them. Girl moves out of the flat. Boy drinks a lot and does not speak to Father any more. Father realises he had probably damaged Boy for life and decides to break things with Girl the day she decides to have sex with him, after all.

Am I the only one finding it awfully funny? I mean... honestly!

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Date: 2006-03-07 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephanie206.livejournal.com
Maybe that's the ultimate goal! She'll starve herself till her limbs fall off, and she's nothing bet a forehead and body ...

... by George, I think you've got it!

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Date: 2006-03-07 09:16 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] novin-ha.livejournal.com
Thanks :D

She resembles a snake, doesn't she?

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Date: 2006-03-07 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephanie206.livejournal.com
Yes, the very rare Albino Botoxorexic snake.

*hides from the scary snake*

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Date: 2006-03-07 04:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] novin-ha.livejournal.com


So true.

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Date: 2006-03-07 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-vanessa.livejournal.com
Oh God, now I know why I haave never seen a single episode of that series in my life. I admire you for writing this stuff down. I'd die somewhere around Girl gets involved with a Suicidal!Evil!Twin of her best friend's boyfriend.

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Date: 2006-03-07 04:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] novin-ha.livejournal.com
I find it particularly amusing that Girl is played by Kuba Wojewodzki's girlfriend.

That just begs for some crackfic.

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Date: 2006-03-08 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bufo-viridis.livejournal.com
Kuba Wojewodzki's girlfriend.
So there exists a being, which can stand the jerk on longer basis. Interesting.
Maybe she's a cyborg.

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Date: 2006-03-08 08:03 am (UTC)
ext_13247: (Brokeback)
From: [identity profile] novin-ha.livejournal.com
Honestly?

I can stand him. I can't stand her.

ALthough the cyborg bit is, well, probable.

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Date: 2006-03-08 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bufo-viridis.livejournal.com
Fortunately I have no idea who she is - please do not enlighten me :)
Wart Pac palaca, a palac Paca...

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Date: 2006-03-08 01:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] novin-ha.livejournal.com
You tempt me ;) But I shall remain silent.

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Date: 2006-03-09 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishity.livejournal.com
Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks that Nicole Kidman is awfully thin. I saw pictures of her at the oscars and went "Huh? Where's her body?" She'd be pretty if only she gained some weight. 25 pounds at least. Right now, she just looks dangerously thin and unhealthy.

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Date: 2006-03-09 08:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] novin-ha.livejournal.com
Nicole/Nagini is the new Blackcest :D

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Date: 2006-03-09 09:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] novin-ha.livejournal.com
Queen of Squick. You know, I actually read a beautiful - I mean it, really good - Snape/Percy a few days ago! :D

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Date: 2006-03-12 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishity.livejournal.com
Link, please? I feel open-minded today :)

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Date: 2006-03-13 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishity.livejournal.com
Thanks - I'll have a look at it as soon as possible. I'm curious as to how this pairing can be done convincingly.

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